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Vampire lore spans many, many years back into the past and they still remain popular today as one of the most recognized and exalted horror icons in the monster world of fiction. Yet despite having many different variations the world over, some parts have either been watered down or completely written out for today's modern audience. Maybe you want to share in the stable, ever-growing fangirl or fanboy-powered market of vampire literature? Well, look no further. Here are some tips to help get you started: 1. Beauty and the Beast Despite there being years and years of pre-existing exotic vampire folklore from all over the world, it really has

Horror: the other white meat. Everyone's watched, read, or played one at some point. Maybe you're just feeling tired of seeing cute fluffy things on TV every goddamn day. It's getting increasingly difficult to find good quality freak-outs in an increasingly sheltered and child-proofed world. Need a break from your daily bombardment of family values and God-fearing overtones? Well, never fear. Here are some quick tips to guide you into becoming the Stephenie Meyer Stephen King. 1. The Kids Every horror has to have children. Because children are usually creepier and far more hellish than your typical ghosts if given the chance. Especially litt

Those filthy little bastards wouldn’t let me go. I moulded them with layer on layer of thick, sticky paint. At the start of each day I was near to vomiting. By lunchtime pining for a drink. After I set the brushes aside my lover opened the wine. He and I with our Bacchanalia to deaden the end of each day. In misery, self-loathing and disgust I completed my obsessive task. I at last became a painter, though I lost enthusiasm when I decided the Three Figures were completed. There was nothing in me left for the cross. Three Figures, then, without a Crucifixion. A trio of faceless hominids